Speaker: HOWARD You just called Leonard a syphilitic donkey.
Speaker: SHELDON My apologies, Leonard, I'm only as good as my teacher.
Speaker: LEONARD Why are you learning Chinese?
Speaker: SHELDON I believe the Szechuan palace has been passing off Orange chicken as tangerine chicken and I intend to confront them.
Speaker: LEONARD If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken.
Speaker: PENNY I need to use your window. Speaker: LEONARD Sure, go ahead.